Merry Christmas and all that

To celebrate the obvious, I thought I'd give you all...a haiku (how different!):

From the A R J
Merry Christmas to you all
now, get off my lawn!

Festivities

Well, it's that time of year again - time to celebrate the birth of God's sun. Interpret that how you wish.

With a Diploma course at TAFE almost over, this is lokking like it will be quite a merry Christmas, for me, indeed.

I just wish Ryan wouldn't make posts that refer to mine, as it can get mighty confusing...then again, he seems to enjoy confusing people.

...P.S. I know where you live...

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I'll make something of your face.

And So It Goes

Well, there hasn't been much activity lately, but I'm still slightly confident that we can make something of this place.

Is It A Wedding Ring?

No, it is not.

Tomorrow I shall receive a massage covering approximately 6 inches of my body, lasting 10 mintues, and costing $38. That's right, tomorrow I'm seeing the physiotherapist to work on the torn muscle in my ankle.

I am a wise old man. Sure, I may be 20, but I have a beard, so the former statement MUST be true.

I asked a question about sex on an internet forum intended solely to discuss sex. I got eaten alive for it.

Dencorub is fun, but not in my pants.

And that is all for this edition of my posting.

Titles Are For The Weak,,,And

We need some sort of marketing strategy. Or lack of complete and utter laziness. Although I am busy with that thing called TAFE, thus why I haven't checked the lack of stuff happening on here since the dinosaurs sat around drinking tea with yo mamma.

Continued Existence

Well, there haven't been many Q's lately, but this is a better start than any of my other areas were.

Now I just wish Ryan could spell my name correctly...difficult, I know, I mean it's not right here on the page, or anything.

...I still like you as a friend, Ryan ^_^.

(God, I haven't used one of those in a while...)

Obligations

I feel obliged to write something here, after about a week of procrastinating after our El Cozburgre subtley told me to write something here.

So, how's doing, kiddies? Far less shocked than you'd be if I left the second comma out of the last sentence, I'm sure. Okay, that joke had far too many words in it. I feel like a high school nerd all over again.

Well, I thought I could wing it and come up with something to talk about right now. I failed ^_^

Advice R US

Well, it seems that the advice thing is coming along relatively well. At the very least, there's a bunch of very philosophical (or just plain stumping) questions that Ryan (and, sometimes, myself) has been giving his unique perspective about, enlightening all those who may stumble upon its overwhelming presence.

And So It Dawns

Alright! The Awesome Ramjet site is now live! So far, there's not really anything here, but if you want us to fake answering--I mean answer your questions, then the Bad Advice part is just the ticket.

To what, we do not know...